— Thich Nhat Hanh (via dorkvader)
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.